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Found Money

The other day Logan stopped at the market on his way home from work. On his way out he saw a pile of money outside the car next to him. It was $70, so he waited in his car to see if the person who owned the money came back to the car. After 15 minutes or so he decided this was a waste of time and left a business card on the car saying, "Did you lose something?"

I wonder if the woman who came back to her car actually lost her sense of wonder, or her faith in the world and read Logan's note as a sign from God...

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  • Even the easy one isn't.

    I mentioned the other day how Max was only in it for the mustache. I also mentioned how that little gem came after a monstrous tantrum, totally fitting for the two year old Max, but not so much fitting for the 7.5 year old Max.

    All afternoon after a full day of camp, he mentioned several times he didn't like it, he wasn't going back, it's torture. I asked him why, he said, "It's boring." I can tell you what's "Boring", sitting around the house trying to find something to do because all your friends are on vacation and your mom is trying to work.

    Camp, on the other hand, is really not boring...

  • I told him everything doesn't have to be white.

    I have a few places to share with you today... I closed out the Camping With Kids guide at Mighty Junior today. I loved putting it together, it made me a little more excited to go camping this summer with the family...

  • There are worse things to be in it for.

    Max is attending day camp this week. This is a camp that costs $40, lasts from 9am to 4pm and is not a Vacation Bible School run by Baby Eating Presbyterians. So far it sounds awesome right? I picked Max up yesterday and he was wearing a pretty awesome fake mustache that made him resemble a character (in my mind) called "The Side Kick" from the Sabotage video...

  • Summer Photo Essay

    Tonight I collected all my favorite summer pictures for the last, I don't know, three years? I think love summer because winter is so horrible here...

  • I never post and then all I do is blabber on and on.

    A week or so ago Maddie saw the dreaded Maturation Video at school. You know the one where they tell you about your period and body odor and the fact that you'll grow breasts...at some point. I already handled these things with great ease, or not. Still, I did buy her a book and it answered a lot of her questions and kind of narrowed down the things she wanted to know about...

  • Mom and Me Camping

    Friday morning I decide enough is enough and three nights of not sleeping isn't worth pretending I'm a healthy person. I accept I'm a sickly weak person who has been on antibiotics three times in two months and called the doctor about the cough that is trying to kill me (and my marriage).

    At the doctor I have chest x-rays taken and hey! Hello Bronchitis! You're a new affliction I haven't yet had in the last three months. I mention to the doctor how I was supposed to go camping, in the rain, and how I probably shouldn't go, right? I mean, if you could just give me a note to give my son that would be swell.

    He doesn't see any reason to cancel the trip, even when I reminded him about the tent, the rain, the lightening, and the lack of bathrooms he still thought I'd be just fine on a camping trip.

    Jerk...

  • Jury Duty

    One day in high school I was standing in line ordering my bagel without cream cheese for lunch. After I ordered my lunch I would carry it to the orchestra classroom and eat it there outside of the glare of, what felt like, the constant scrutiny of the other students...

  • Audience Participation.

    For the last month or so Logan's been scheduled with about 100 hours worth of work on various projects, even though generally one works about 40 hours a week, 60 if you have no life or kids or house or wife. A-hem. Things are reasonably caught up so he's decided to take a day off tomorrow.

    Do you understand what this means? Tomorrow, I get to spend the entire day with my husband. Alone...

  • Belated Mother's Day

    Maddie talked on the phone with Logan's mother on Mother's Day. Yes, My Mother In Law who I'm not allowed to talk about here. The one I don't speak to and such. Logan is right this minute frantically running around his office looking for alcohol, any kind of alcohol, so he can read a little further...

  • Portland Mighty Finds

    First, let me set your mind at ease. Gary the cat came back. Of course the neighbors didn't try to eat him, but don't think that means they won't at some point.

    Back in February, I went to Portland with Maggie and then all the ladies came at the end and it was very fun. The only problem is we bought all this stuff and then I left it in Maggie's apartment for her to deal with. Which was understandable, I only had two bags to get home with, but still not very fun for them...

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